I have 3. The entertainment isn’t so much constant as it is well timed in fits and bursts to remind you that you love them and would regret abandoning them to be raised by wolves.

I need to read it and then smell out what’s going to be amazing. It’s a talent. Like I can look at the menu and just look at the ingredients and be like, This will end up being amazing.

Maybe it’s wishful thinking on his part.

Arby’s.

‘The “clown” had on white overalls, white gloves, red shoes with red bushy hair, a white face and a red nose, witnesses told police.’

Might be a stretch but TOMATO

You have never hung out with a baseball player.

You know Gawker is closing down when you see a bunch of pro wrestling gifs on Jezebel...

Wouldn’t 22% off be 78 cents on the dollar? Am I missing something here?

“My your reckoning we’d only have just the one flavor of ice cream, because hey you like that one so everyone must.”

I’m going to be retracting this mistake until fucking August, aren’t I?

Sarcasm never works when it’s used by fucking idiots.

I. ADMIT. THAT. MY. INFO. WAS. FAULTY.

Running shoes with those socks is appalling.

But you will be when you realize that you are championing your generation’s “cowabunga”

Do we wonder if Seacrest asked Kanye for the rights to use “Gold Digger” as the theme song?

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

I am just saying, why write about a company (twice) that no one has ever heard of and apparently no one shops at, if money did not change hands?

Who cares?

That sort of divisive “us vs. them” attitude is why so many people avoid feminism like the plague. You’re not helping.