Dude. Beetlejuice, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, and Big Fish. Those were all pretty original. I'm not a Burton apologist, as he's pretty much crapped the bed for the past 12 years, but to say Batman was the only "original" thing he's done shows a pretty tenuous grasp of…

I'm only commenting to tell you how hilarious this post is. "Magma of Ability" is going right to my resume's cover letter.

If the video was only used internally, then they can pretty much do what they want. If it it was distributed in any way, then someone probably got paid. Side note: that soundedA LOT like the guy who sang the actual Ghostbusters theme song.

I was thinking it was even closer to 40 or 50. The headline's a tad hyperbolic.

That's what I figured. Even though I know it's interlaced, I never see the scan lines over the air. You only know it is when working with the footage in After Effects or AVID.

Actually, the only 1080 footage that's broadcast is interlaced: 1080i. However, I wouldn't be surprised if the processor in the tv removed the interlacing artifacts. I work at (currently am sitting at) a tv station and we use a flat screen on our morning news set with no issues whatsoever. No calibration or synching…

My eyes are the same way. And yes, my whole life I've dealt with jackasses, such as the author of this article, asking me, "what's the deal with your eyeshadow?"

"Legally we're not allowed to call it meat, So bring the family down for a tasty brown treat!"

Upon further inspection, I find your assessment to be absolutely correct. As though it were some type of foundation, so to speak.

You know, I hear they once constructed an entire metropolis consisting of nothing but popular music from the 1950's, 1960's, and 1970's.

Wow. I didn't realize she had passed the sixty mark.

Seeing Kirstie Alley naked should count toward time served. I'm guessing she's the "huge" star who "everyone knows her name".

You'd think they'd go after MySpace. Those profiles are virtually indistinguishable from every shitty Geocities page from 1998.

Or, and follow me on this because it might seem crazy, let them put whatever they want on the site that they own, without wasting time on a vote (because websites aren't democratic republics) and those that don't like can STFU. Or just go away. I haven't decided yet, but you see where I'm going with this.

Is that the Angry Birds font used in the graphic? Not exactly on topic, but I'm OCD about fonts.

"...on which it is installed will fuck it right up with a bunch of crap."

Look. I feel you. It's a siren song, though, man. They call to you...tempting you with empty promises of ceiling dancing. Then boom. Trampled. I've seen it way too many times before. It wasn't worth it when those Vanilla Ice tickets went on sale and it ain't worth it now.

Nope, again. I have a decent job that I work hard at, which allows me to avoid asinine ventures such as mall rioting for a quick buck. And glow in the dark shoes.

That's pretty funny. State bird: Cuckoo.

If they aren't just glow in the dark Nikes, what then, pray tell, are they? Do they do your taxes? Can they allow you to outrun a cheetah? They must be the Lionel Richie signature Nikes that finally will allow us all to dance on the ceiling, right? Nope. I'm afraid we all just witnessed a jackass stampede for glow in…