Replace "pretentious" with "racist" and you will probably find the root of the problem.

You can't elect a husband and wife for the same job.

I read the books before hand so I know what you mean by filling in the gaps. Yet my sister has never read the books but enjoys the movie series and I doubt shes the type that would seek out additional information.

Harry Potter would not fall under "The Homework Effect". It's a straightforward narrative that may take an exhausting amount of time to complete, but it's not like there's a Harry movie part 1 and 2, then a Ron movie, then a Hermoine movie before the big team up movie, then rinse and repeat.

Yuck! Sour cream is disgusting.

This is an example of someone using their powers for good.

Uh, where's his leg?

As a member of the Chippewa community, I'm insulted sir.

A buddy of mine interviewed at a Fridays when we were 18 and when it got to the "Do you have any questions for me?" part my friend asked "Yeah, how does scheduling work if every day is Friday?" which got a straight answer of, "No, we just do a traditional Monday-Sunday work week."

I'm ok with shameless self-promotion but what's up with the last few? Is he giving a status update on his failing marriage or am I missing out on some joke?

He's from Chicago he should know better. But that's what you get when you put a Muslim terrorist in the White House.

If anything if this movie bombs then at least fans have that one film. The Gunslinger is a decent collection of stories that arguably works better as a standalone than the beginning of a 7 (or 8) part series.

Upvoted for enthusiasm. Although my wife is not a fan she understands where she'll be opening day. Or where I'll be at least. I'm not a controlling asshole she just does a better job at taking an interest in the things I like.

Thank you. The whole race thing, while important for a short while, really doesn't affect the story as a whole. This is just pseudo-racism cause Roland is being played by a black.

One cookie! Ah ha ha. Two cookie! Ah ha ha.

The AV Club turned into Pintrest so fast I hardly even noticed!

Skateboarding songs are rarely chill?

You will be excited at the idea of eating a bacon sandwich but be disappointed by the stiffness and chemical-y taste of buying the cheap store brand because nothing else was on sale.

That's my third monocle this week! I simply must stop acting so horrified.

Mrs Kang. Even though she's the one who told me about it. And will tell everyone else about it too.