Cool. Be there in 15.

What makes me mad is that he kind of looks like me and all I wanna do is punch him in his hipster face.

Bruce Willis

How were they on tacos?

*spits out chicken nugget, realizes he's still hungry, keeps eating chicken nugget*

I can't see a movie about an older white man teaching a young black man the drums by being an abusive asshole going over so well with the academy or public. Full disclosure through I've never watched it and am going off of the trailer and awards clips I've seen.

I'm guessing University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee and University of Wisconsin-Washington County.

Here's a head scratcher, how come Agent Carter season 1 hasn't hit American Netflix? They put up Agents of Shield like a month after its season ends and yet with about a week before season 2 begins there's still nothing. For how in bed Disney and Netflix are it puzzles me.

Surprisingly made a lot of sense on Sherlock.

I can't think of any of my friends being the "Matt Damon" of the group. So I'll assume it is me.

You're right. I think both movies would put my sense of injustice aside if Crash never won.

When McDonald's was doing that "call someone you love" campaign I thought long and hard if I would do it and thought nah, I'd rather just give them my $5.

I first chuckled at this, but the more I think about it the more I'm pretty sure I did too.

Anytime I read the word "jagoff" I hear it in my head like someone saying "jackoff" but is so mad that they're clenching their teeth too much to give that "-ack" sound.

Ironically Super Bowl does not draw a big bar crowd because everyone throws some kind of house party.

#notmypooh

Cause the AV Club hates books.

What are you doing later?

This sounds absurd, and I must watch this show.

I once paused Super Size Me to go grab a Big Mac meal.