It does makes perfect sense, his current wife said she has 2 kids, Baron and this one.

It would have been Jan 2007 that I went.

It was. Technically you didn’t have to go but what 14 year old is going to miss their field trip? I asked my mom why she let me go and her response was “I was a single parent working 3 jobs so I didn’t have time to think about it” Fair.

Once in a PP I stood behind a poor young man whose roommate’s ex girlfriend had purportedly slathered random objects in their shared apartment with gonorhea infected vaginal secretions. Apparently it was a bad break up. This poor dude had no insurance.

Right? I’ve been tested at a Planned Parenthood! Planned Parenthood helped me, a puny little man with weak manparts who is surely a liberal cuck! I’m sure these big strong men who just want to defend innocent little babies from the predation of circling abortion harpies could use some free STD testing from time to…

None of them know that Planned Parenthood can help them even though they have penises, because they can use them to pee in a little cup and have some tests run to see if they have any ghastly sexually transmitted diseases or infections . . . you know, should something like that happen to be a cause for concern?

Did you ever think you’d be longing for the great speeches George W. Bush made?

“We look to have a great relationship with all countries, ideally, unfortunately that won’t necessarily happen, unfortunately probably won’t happen with many countries, but if we could have as we do with Prime Minister May, and the relationship we’ve all developed, and even the short relationship that we’ve just…

Thank you.
I have been saying this for five years, and it’s utterly insane that we are keeping this bad marriage together for as long as we have. There is no middle ground between red and blue america. I have more in common with Canada than I do with Mississippi, and I don’t think there will ever be a presidential…

States like MA and NJ receive less federal tax dollars than places like Mississippi. So, as a Massachusetts resident I subsidize your shitty schools, wonderful roads, and white supremacy. The reddest of red states like Mississippi and Tennessee keep their state taxes low to non-existent by covering a large part of…

But won’t it be edgy?

As if the states themselves aren’t divided... Ever look at a county map of election results? I get where you’re coming from, but what I think needs to happen is the people who vote against their interests need education. They’re about to get it the hard way.

Yes. Burn down the political opposition to Republicans. Great idea.

I’m already scared, but I’ll be terrified when they install telescreens everywhere.

Really? The flash bang was loud? Shocking. I am shocked.

Can confirm the indiscriminate use of flashbangs; I was about 100 feet away from them* when they were going off and those things are fucking loud. The police would throw them down and then rush forward at the same time, grabbing anyone who was too stunned to back away.

Hijacking by Black Bloc anarchists is how legitimate protest gets subverted. Divisive disruption by agent provocateurs and stigmatization of peaceful protesters by associating them with violent anarchists are well-known tactics to subvert nonviolent social movements. This isn’t really something I feel like snickering…

I’ve seen a few things about how the marchers are fat and it’s like ... so? I mean, clearly, to these people fat women aren’t human and thus don’t count. It still takes a certain level of stupidity to not be able to come up with a better insult than that. Like, it’s not saying our policies are wrong, that we’re…

Every time anarchists show up:

This is how the Trump administration will put over the dismantling of American civil society for the next four years: by banking on whipped, boot-licking reporters so committed to the performance of empty impartiality and the maintenance of access