Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.

Seeing both couples so much in the past few days has driven something home: There is much joy in the Obamas; there is very little in the Trumps.

Not surprising. It was New Amsterdam before it was New York.

They have that sex museum in Amsterdam...

Dude, it’s called the “Women’s March on Washington.” I didn’t even know men were invited. I hadn’t checked the Facebook group. I’m supportive of women’s issues, but I’m also aware that men getting involved with women’s groups, without being explicitly invited, is often seen (justifiably) as butting in.

Laugh now, millennials. But in 20 years time, just as you’re approaching your 40's and 50's, this will be standard tech. The future is near.

(ignoring the reality that the daughter is moving into the first lady’s office and not the wife)

And on January 20th Trump will be kicking a black family out of their home. Some things never change.

I’m sorry, you’re right, and I should have been clearer:

Whoa, guys, the Trumpocalypse will be >25% complete by the time we’re watching Westworld again. There’ll already be idiots talking about running in 2020... Can you imagine?

That’s our loop, sure as anything else.

vehicle is covered in 41,999 programmable LEDs

This is the best.

And this is the worse gaslighting I’ve seen. Using a question about sexual assault to “make news” ... at a NEWS conference. Did she think the girl didn’t really want an answer to that very pertinent question?

Can you technically have more than 4 grandparents? I mean, I guess you could- but what if grampy’s new wife is Metsican? WHY AM I EVEN TRYING WITH THESE PEOPLE

Yet marginalizing people who did go to college sure seems to help the republican party.

Marginalizing people who did not go to college is not going to help the Democratic party, either.

Agreed. Intellectual arguments don’t matter to a person who’s struggling and didn’t go to college. These people aren’t too stupid to understand (they’re actually fairly smart) but they don’t have the luxury to think about it -- they just want change for the better for them asap. The struggling people who do have time…

Some people just like to show off.