Not one, not twice, but triple "hysteria" in a single statement downplaying genuine concern from women who have a very important interest in this matter 

He totally would have, but bone spurs made him skip them 

I was going to point this out in a much more gray way, so thanks. Only one star, etc

“It’s ridiculous that Bondi made this about video games in any respect, and not the incredible ease of access to guns in this country.”

This post is by far the best thing I've read on the internet this year 

Yes, and Goebbels

Amateurs! Someone who certainly is not me takes the little metal or ceramic dip cups from restaurants. Just puts 'em in the bag on the way out. 

You would think that reduced education spending and making it difficult to get here for work would generally make more jobs for us hard-working Americans. 

we work... for us

we have value 

we are better 

Are you satisfied with being the middle class? 

If I may, what I get from the whole thing is that you have exceptional people who are more than qualified and willing to do MEST careers being turned away, as well as, in a larger capacity, having people willing to do the jobs we would not, and we're turning them away in droves. How exactly does the middle class…

I wave my fists in the air rather than at justified targets. Again.

I'm going to take a mental health day. I just can't anymore. 

Yes! It was my first takeaway from his ashen faced glare

I’ve seen bigger crowds at a local movie theater’s obscure old horror night. And I am not even exaggerating 

I want all of these things, but I can’t figure out how to pay for them. Surely the government can’t... Wait! I’m just spitballing here, but what if there were a system wherein the government collected a certain reasonable amount of income from people and companies and used that income to fund these programs. Nah,…

A CD? In 2018? Why didn’t he just send a tape? I mean, I can email it to him, and vynil is too new hipster. I wonder if his minions downloaded the song without paying or they somehow found the store that still sells CDs or if, maybe they just burned 1 mp3 onto a CD and used a marker to draw a heart on it. So many…

God forbid we "humanize" anyone