See also: cold fusion

It was a joke, champ.

I think we can (almost) all agree:

This is a joke, right? Who would believe EITHER of them at this point?

Maybe it will be built at the Wisconsin Foxconn factory.

Amen brother...

“planning next steps...” Guys, there’s one step. It doesn’t need a plan. Just revert back to muted autoplay on the videos. Simple.

Nissan could not know what the kids want less...

It’s “Mustang-inspired.” They are not going to call it a Mustang.

I really don’t think its going to be called “Mustang” at all. I think they’re just running around with “Mustang-inspired” because its a good buzz word.

Galaxie would be perfect imo

It’s really not that bad, it just shouldn’t be called a Mustang of any kind. That’s my only real gripe.

“First production model to have integrated grille and headlamp”? Ahem, the Mercury Sable begs to differ.

Feels like high-end hotels charging for wifi when every crappy value hotel includes it free.

“This is a matter of principals.” I didn’t know education was involved.

Well, as they say, “if you keep turning left, sooner or later you’ll find yourself going right.”

*points vaguely in the direction of photos in article*

“Some have said that I am the greatest narcissist.” DJT

What’s left of his lasagna brain said: Ooh! Race car! NASCAR love me!

I’m just impressed that he spent an entire five minutes not mentioning the fake news media or Democrats.