Captain Blackwish Steamnips cums overboard and adjusts his scabbard suggestively in the storming seaspray. The sailors look away to windward. A dark cloud on the horizon. The kraken myth.

Doesn't change my plan to assassinate him so whatevz

I shoulda specified; cross and odenkirk are both hilarious men who are really truly very emphatically awful actors. Cross makes up for it by being a great standup comic.

It's a Derrick Comedy sketch ?

Funny you should say that since david cross is the only funny thing about odenkirk

Finally! A mashup that combines things that are bad! Wheeeeeeee it's the future!

I, It Turns Out, Slept With a Celebrity Depending On Your Definitions of "Celebrity" and "I".

I guess I got a tainted batch

I get where you're coming from. But I'm nonetheless crossing my arms and shaking my head as I dictate this to my secretary.

You'd have to be out of your goddamn mind to miss slivovitz: a raving lunatic … oh, I see.

Hipsters are also the worst part of homebrew desomorph which — like poisonous moonshine — is also a popular product from the former ussr.

I think you should read Francisco Goldman or Richard Ford or Norman Maclean or Annie Proulx or even frankly, Cormac McCarthy, or 8 szhaquillion others before you defend Stephen's words.

There's a new star wars?! Omg.

I get it. The train is a metaphor for a spaceship.

it's pronounced "star wars vee"

Ah yes, hispters, the only bad thing about unregulated diy distilling

Stephe has written some of the most laughably awful dialogue in the history of international bestsellery

You had to go and bring the profoundly depressing state of american prisons into this lighthearted debate. you haaaad to do it damn you.

I've been playing just such a part my whole life. I get lots of comments on the veracity of my performance.

well yes point taken. but grapes stands above them.