cuz gilbert grape was pretty good, you scroob

Yeah… Yeah!

I can't tell the difference between genuine and ironic praise of sailor moon. Help

Are you talking about the frankly queer orientation of Uranus — nearly perpendicular to the plane of the ecliptic?

Agreed

My custom search algorithm suddenly pinged the hyperventilated bullshit generated by "bowdlerized emotional resonance"

Ordovician-Silurian diet

I get that you're befunning post-carbohydritic dienetic commonlaw but if you take fun of me again, I'll harm your pets.

Don't wrap bread around your meat. Just eat it. Eat it like a land mammal.

Handburger bread and meat and condumental peripherae abide by the square cube law of isometric scaling. Obviously. The allometric scaling of human maniples provides adequate strength and frictive surface for the eatery of huge juicy hammedbrugers.

If you love girls in bikinis you're gonna love … the actual beach. You fucking weirdo.

Hamburger scientists discover 10 weird tricks that dieticians hate; hold on to your cunts, gentlemen, we now fall like comets into the theoretical schwarzschild radius of bullshit fluff articles.

Reeding is anathema; the literati lede us astray. This televigin pogrom must not heir.

Ser Dr. Gretchyn Partycleboard MD.

Or Thrynshoella Grandmoth

When will we meet Break-Fast Steamcrepe?

Yesss! I <3 misogynas.

I laugh.

Holy [goshdarn smokes]. Holy [smokes]. This ["wacky", thematically/tonally illustrative marketing material] really tickles my [Millennial post-ironic, post-faux-sarcastically sincere] taint[?]. I [look forward] to [watching] this [television program based on this demographically-targeted "goofy" press-released…

You know, killing off your protagonists might have come to be known as a """"""""gutsy""""""" move, because it is in fact just such a move. But yes, damn those fans and their misapplied shorthand phrases hmmph.