Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

In 1969, Charlie Scott lost the ACC player of the year award to John Roche (white) of South Carolina. Further, five writers left Scott off their all-ACC ballots entirely. Smith went after them directly, saying the choice was borne of bigotry (or ignorance, but we know what was really the case.)

"Just copulated with the lightly hirsute Edelman. Earlier at the bacchanalia, he displayed his abdominal brawn to the hoi polloi. Quelle horreur! (of course I mean that ironically) "

If you look at some of the replays, Butler wasn't visible at all behind Matthews and Browner. To Wilson, it must have looked like he came literally out of nowhere.

Yep, this one particularly. For all the worst-call-ever debate, this clip shows how much coaching and prep goes into it. The Pats saw three receivers in the huddle and rushed out the extra DB. The Seahawks saw the D-line and thought it was a goal line run defense. Both teams had just seconds to recognize and make the…

"1:11 An enigmatic smirk from Marshawn Lynch as he returns to the sideline."

Did any Seahawk win more in this game than Marshawn? 102 yards and a TD and the overwhelming opinion that he finishes with 103 yards and 2 TDs - and likely the MVP - if they give him the nut on the goal line. That, combined with his appearance on Conan and his willingness to only bend enough to "not get fined" likely…

Could watch this stuff all day.

YES. I had to pause the audiobook because I couldn't stop laughing.

I have only "read" specific excerpts (Tampon scene, whatever is below, one or two others), but it seems really bad, like, mediocre porn writing bad. (If the name "Duke Nukem" means anything to you, watch below.)

He makes 100,000 USD per hour, doe.

You know, when I first heard about the book... it sounded hot. Then I read an excerpt online. I rolled my eyes so hard I gave myself a headache.

Yup, it was original a Twilight fan fiction, but E.L. James changed the names so she wouldn't get sued. It deals with a hot billionaire who's good at sex and had good dick and a woman who's inexperienced and wants ~experience~. Of course it's a phenomenon. The downside is that it's a horrendously bad book series.

he's also 27. TWENTY SEVEN. That's utter bullshit. Twenty seven year olds are glorified 21 year olds.

Apparently if a piece of fan fiction has enough people masturbating to it for a long enough period of time, it becomes legit.

Is is and it has baffled most sane people by its popularity.

Alright, I'm gonna say this and I'm not just saying this because he's on my fantasy football team year in and year out, but: I love Marshawn Lynch.

What are you talking about?

The goal.