he didn't bring enough coke with him.

Last guy in has all his shit stolen.

Yeah, that's garbage. Have some class guys. At least Winston went out. Though I guess he knows he will get paid win or lose, so he can't be that beat up about it.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

What a massacre. Now Winston knows how it feels to be held down and pounded.

"If you carry me to funky town, you're going to the beach"

Ya, screw prison. Losing a game, that's what he gets!

If you turn the sound up and get really close to the TV you can actually hear Winston slipping to the Jets at #6.

Waiting for the humor...any time now....just one laugh....

You mean to tell me the cops didn't shoot the protesters? Amazing.

Because he's a mysoginist who is high and mighty about religion, but has been repeatedly caught being a hypocrite and a homophobe.

What crawled up your butt?

I wouldn't mind retiring the "because [noun]" phrase as well. Yes it's more efficient than actually bothering to construct a sentence but it just feels so lazy.

I think there are rappers who are just better writers than freestylers and vice versa. There was so much hype around Mase whe he came out based on his freestyles but the same caliber wasn't there on the record. Common is one of my favorite storytellers and will kick a rhyme if asked but you can tell it's not his thing.

It is what it is....

tips@deadspin.com, genius.

I know I'm going to catch shit for this, but is shaming someones physical appearance ever really OK? I get that Iggy is really just acting the part of an emcee and isn't really a rapper. I get that she is racist, completely lacking in introspection, and generally not an OK person. Does that really make her appearance…

It's too bad Jezebel isn't behind Iggy, or else the tone would be: