Nope.

2 steps after the completion of the last dribble. Not even close to a travel. TRUTHER LIES.

He is not right.

Editor's Note: Germany is not, in fact, gone.

Looks to me like the cops shot first. Shocker.

This guy is actually the problem. Anyone driving in any way well doesn't get in anywhere near as many situations as he does. He must SUCK as a driver.

The 'pinnacle'? Really?

I love this notion that we like actors because they "seem so real."

Um yeah. These are lines that are so-so. As is the show. But — tomato, toe-mah-toe.

"Stop hitting me ... you're huuuuuuge."

no.

Fuck zoos.

I haven't read any of this beyond the lede but I wonder if anyone gets you. Because, ya know, turnabout and relevance and all that.

Actually a decent defensive effort. Just a great move.

La-schmoove? The real got nothing to prove.

Piggedy peak iggidah shiggity:

Not to be a downer but if you watch the Instagram clips, Fallon was geeking out so hard it's like he thought he was the star performer on the stage for each cameo. Turning his back on Sir Paul McCartney so Taylor Swift can enjoy singing with HIM; trying to get the band to stop before Prince is ready, et cetera et…

This story about Rihanna being a total asshole from way over on Defamer might make you feel better: http://defamer.gawker.com/these-are-gawk….

Kobe, tell me how my ass taste.

Timbo deserves a ton of credit, too.