How Jon Jones Really Finished Daniel Cormier (Hint: May Have Involved Cocaine)

Dude can change his mind or update his thinking. It's ok.

I didn't say AG was at the presser, someone else did. Jones limped out of the ring and was all busted up.

Jones won clearly but DC finished on his feet firing back. I'm just not getting this storyline that everyone's trying to shove down our throats that DC was dominated and "broke."

Eisen... damn. Maybe it's the dreary morning, but I'll say this: may all of us have friends who mean so much to speak so poignantly after we depart.

Yeah but by all accounts and photographic evidence, JBJ was much worse for the wear.

Why? Is anything stupider than the Fox Football Robot thing? Is that still around?

If you say so.

The ironic nature of posts like this collapse in on themselves in an ouroboric nightmare of meaninglessness. We're making fun of Rhianna right? While loving her and mocking her and being a huge fan of hers but not really? Might as well type in air quotes all the time.

One has talent. The other has a Christian God, a fairly mediocre god by comparative religious standards.

I believe it was the immortal bard, Taylor Swift, who said it best:

Love these races to co-opt clicks on an internet phenomenon.

dassfuckedup. In a good way.

70% of FSU going right to the locker room rather than shake hands after the game. These fuckin guys...

Hey now... pepper spray. Way to go, STL PD. Whoda thunk it.

It's weird to watch a GIF and not understand it. Then to understand it only to not understand it. His defensive technique is ... how you say? ... poop.

A few thoughts:

Good stuff! Minor quibble with calling him the greatest fighter to ever live but whatevs... thanks for the good work.

Thought we agreed we were gonna go, "dick-n-balls" from here on out?