I think it says a lot about the GOP that they care about three things. Guns, missiles, and Viagra. Someone should write a paper about that.

Viagra and prostate cancer.

Dennis Quaid, Russell Crowe, John Mellencamp. Has Meg Ryan ever been romantically involved with anyone who wasn’t a man-baby?

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

Am I the only one who tells them when they don’t get the job done? My Type A-ness doesn’t allow me to quietly have my time wasted. If you finish and I don’t you best believe you’re hearing about it.

Ever feel like you are not having as much fun as other people?

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.

So ridiculous and exaggerated that she never fucking wanted to look at you again and repeatedly said that she had been violated, exploited and betrayed. Fuck off, you old piece of shit!

“Oh shit! People are mad, I better walk this back. So even though I specified that Brando and I deliberately nonconsensually assaulted an actress just so I could film a real human’s sexual humiliation instead of a character’s sexual humiliation . . . let’s make this about condiments.”

Yeah folks, the great man has spoken. Nothing to see here. Let’s move on. Clearly Scheider, as a woman, cannot be trusted on this.

correct. a ridiculous misunderstanding between your concept of consent and reality.

For some reason, I imagine one of their gifts was a huge forced perspective painting mostly featuring Scheana, clear and in the foreground, and Shay, blurry and in the background.

Ah, here is a perfect example of how white supremacy can be upheld by people who aren’t even white. There always has to be a handful of POC who are more racist against people who look just like them than are actual white people, and will treat non-whites as brutally, heartlessly, and violently as possible. They are…

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

This is modern day Nazi Germany in it’s infancy. We need to stamp it out before it gets too powerful.

I’ve got a cake in the oven (from scratch) and a can of Ready-Whip in the fridge.

No need to freak out. Forget any diet you may be on and eat until you pass out. (Alternately, don’t you have a drug dealer who delivers? In 6 hours it’ll be legal here in California!)

I’ve been oddly zen about the election all day, but my anxiety is starting to creep back up. If a big state doesn’t get called for Clinton soon, I might be blowing into a bag by the end of the hour.