Are you serious?? I thought this was shockingly horrible and embarrassing. She was off key and could only sing in a weak falsetto. Are we afraid of the bey hive backlash or something?

You are one of a handful who can help the kids named “Renesmee” once they are old enough to realize what their parents did to them.

Penguins like all birds have a single lower external orifice called the cloaca. This is not a “pussy”.

When I was 8 my best friend and I straight up murdered his mother’s very large (and, I now realize, incredibly expensive) outdoor cactus by watering it to the point it couldn’t stand up in the ground anymore. We did this because we felt bad that it was a cactus and therefore thirsty or something.

supported Bush in 2004 bc i was a hardcore Evangelical in high school. my reasoning was something along the lines of, “well good Christians should support other good Christians.” i was 16 and an idiot.

i was also pro-life and didn’t know what to make of homosexuality. slut shamed people, went to Third Day concerts, was…

When I was in second grade my friends and I made up a club called Save the Animals. We made flyers with assorted conservation and recycling tips and then xeroxed tons of copies and passed them out door to door. Also, we spent a long time gathering together crickets and putting them in a hole before winter for reasons…

neiman marcus, where the 1% can pay 500% to eat like the 99%.

SEE

‘No more than 15 guys per girl’

I went as enthusiastic consent and spent 99% of my time explaining the costume.

I feel this. Been married almost 8 years and still no kids. The questions are finally starting to taper off. I want kids, but I’m having a hard time conceiving/staying pregnant and I really don’t feel like telling everyone my business.

Of course he’s going to sue them. That’s what he does to anyone who speaks up about his behavior. Contractor makes inquiry about late payment? Don’t pay them! Just threaten a lawsuit. Shuts them right up.

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs…

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ALL YEAR. I LOVE IT MORE THAN CHRISTMAS. YAY.

This isn’t my story, personally, but it’s one that has kicked around my family for so long that it definitely feels like it’s mine. It’s been told and re-told, but I do think that the central details are very solid.

2016 President of the United States of America. Shut it Down.

In my parent’s house, there are framed photos of two very sad women. One is my great grandmother, who stopped speaking for 2 years when her daughter died after falling down a well. The other is my great great aunt, who died of a botched abortion when she was 17. It’s never been a family secret or a morality tale, just…

I've briefly mentioned my house on GT before, but here's the whole story! I've lived in my current house for several years, and have always felt the "not quite alone" sensation the whole time I've been here, pretty much from day one. I remember the very first night I spent in the house, I was sitting at my…