Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”

A team of neurologists and surgeons told my wife’s parents that her head injuries from a car wreck were so severe she would never be able to look after herself again, never be able to walk more than a few paces.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

Turkey’s military is the one thing keeping that country from sliding into another fundamentalist shit hole. Every time a leader tries to turn himself into President for Life they show up to kick his ass out the door.

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He was writing a comment on Jalopnik.

just chiming in, giri, to express how much I like your writing—subject matter, tone, whatever. you’ve got a knack for turning the drudgery of everyday life into something resembling prose without turning it into overly floral, navel-gazing gobbledygook. good stuff.

This is fantastic, and strangely meditative.

Not visual, but another sense I’ve been trying to hone more. Since I’ve quit smoking, everything smells and tastes like, 100% more intense. I was walking out a store the other day and I barely took a deep breath but all I could smell was...something familiar, something that shouldn’t be smelling like that in a city…

It’s important to take walks with empty pockets—no phone, no money, no iPod. It’s easier to do with a dog. My dog’s name is Zora. Last night, while she sniffed a patch of yard somewhere in my neighborhood I stood and looked at the sky as it moved behind a tall tree. Like a floret of broccoli disconnected from its…

I would never ever trust a person who doesn’t eat onions. It’s like the building block of flavor for every type of food. Get better.

You obviously forgot to read before you commented. Hominids been eating tongue for millions of years :) RICH ASS HOMINIDS

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I know SexEd isn't taught everywhere in the US, but unless he's wrist deep in her ass, the anatomy of his arm and the female pelvic area would suggest, that he is in fact manipulating her external genitalia.