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The teachers, unions, and healthcare hate is especially weird because I’m from a deep red state. Teaching, a union plant job, and healthcare are the only “industries” there are, but they vote time and time again to gut them and then complain that there are no jobs (no shit), then complain about the youngins who do go…

Also the words “liberal” and “social justice”.

The GOP have taken over at all levels of government. Dems have been focusing on national, forgetting all about state and local. They need to rebuild from the ground up and show people that “socialism” is nothing but “the government doing its job of helping people”. I don’t understand how the GOP managed to turn things…

Ketchup on steak? That’s just wrong.

Yes, these libtards in Flint only wants to get the government to provide them with free bottles of Perrier.

PT cruiser I can understand, but why the Magnum? What’s wrong with a V8 wagon that was actually sold in the US? They’re comfy and quiet highway cruisers that have a lot of practicality. And then when you’re done being boring it can go hold its own through some mountain roads while making glorious V8 noises.

I don’t care that they destroyed the truck - they can do that if they want. But to leave it out there (assuming) with fluids leaking on the ground and cut two healthy trees down just to crush it...that’s unnecessary. I hope they at least cleaned up the trees and used the wood.

Trees only exists to be transformed in beautiful clean wood charcoal briquettes so you can cook yourself a well done steak and eat it with ketchup, as God intended.

Trees are a hoax.

Depending on the model, shooting old cars can be very fun. No one is going to miss a 1985 Buick Century. Sometimes old cars are just junk.

Of course it looks like a car. Because it’s a car. Just with a whole bunch of really expensive electronic equipment bolted to it.

Because it’s hip and what all the coolkids are doing, dad!

It looks like an airport people mover......

I hope I’m alive long enough to see the people who don’t give a fuck about driving get autonomous cars. Those people don’t need to be clogging our roads while using their smartphones.

It needs curtains.

Nah, he just reads Texas history textbooks in his spare time.

It took me a second, but I grudgingly LOL’d.