And this just confirms everything us Bears fans suspected, he did not work his ass off for the team.

Yeah, as a White Sox, Bulls, and Illinois State fan, I should have just stayed the fuck off Deadspin today.

I look forward to the new ESPN documentary series 0 for 30.

same

Damn you.

I’m finally ready to admit that whenever I see USMNT the first thing that comes to mind is Ninja Turtles. This is my burden to carry.

Pictured: Fore Garman?

And honestly, would it kill Hoiberg to wear a tie?

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

“That’s what I keep telling everybody.”

Thank fucking god.

I could see Hendricks going 7 innings tomorrow and not allowing a run. He dominated in game 6 of the NLCS. Has only allowed 1 run in his last 3 starts on a wind-aided Adrian Gonzalez HR.

Listen, America:

This complicates how we look at what led to his death, but doesn’t lessen the tragedy of his death, doesn’t devalue the loss felt by his family, friends, Miami and the Cuban-American community.

So, instead of making a touchscreen display like you can get on ~$500 Windows laptops, we just get a tiny little strip?

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

I remember hearing Kornheiser say several times that Mike Tyson was the most charismatic performer he’d ever seen. I always thought that was a weird way to describe an athletic performance, but it suits Baez to a tee.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Rose really is dumb. I am honestly not shocked that he can’t remember details of that night. Dude needed someone to take his SATs, couldn’t handle the “intricacies” of Hoiberg’s shitty offense, and has now completely tarnished what remained of his reputation.

‘“Alshon Jeffery asked about the 500+ yards of offense (NSFW language): “If we don’t win the game, that shit don’t matter.”’