Nothing better than when the two combatants realize there’s no more to prove, and self-end their own fight. Kudos, kiddos.

He should consider himself lucky.

“Kept a foot on their nut and just kept pushing.”
“Go on...” -Rex Ryan

Did someone say Q?

Similar emotions regarding another LA team, the Kings. That Kings/Blackhawks series in 2014 had me laying on the floor in fetal position and it gave me dyspepsia that lasted all summer.*

Not that the US had a legit chance to win, but since we suck who do we root for?

Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.

Illinois needs to worry about things like not going bankrupt.

Boooooooooooooo... it has B-Pillars

Huh, LeBron carries them on his back during dance routines too.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

just kinda nitpicking here, Javi didn’t botch the goal line clearance on BVB’s first goal, he attempted that delightful backpass that allowed it to happen, it was Lahm with the failed clearance. Great Article!!

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay

Weirdly what stood out the most is that Dybala wears black boots. No one wears black boots anymore.

Just-retired Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be sitting on the Dallas Mavericks’ bench tonight, in full uniform

Damnit

Take your star and go

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.