I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

To be fair, there were Arabic numberals on the clock....

Correction: That high school football field looks like a middle school football field.

Hyde Park is a tiny private school in Austin, in Texas Public (UIL) schools are not allowed to compete against private schools (TAAPS) to prevent those schools offering scholarships as is the norm in many other states. Growing up I played Pop Warner games that had a bigger fanbase than these schools. This ruling…

I just donated to Planned Parenthood in your name. You’re welcome. I encourage others to do it as well. And every time I see your comments I’m going to donate again.

I may have to file a police report, since if that wasn’t a mammogram that PP personnel was doing as she squished my boobs in a machine, I think I must’ve been sexually assaulted.

But it didn’t shoot the .SVG

Google shot the serif.

Just another reason to use Linux.

I’m sure glad they’re covering Batman’s parents getting killed. I’d hate for any iteration of the character to have to go without that, because there’s still people on earth who don’t know his backstory.

Plus! Plus! If you read through the actual transcript, all three of these kids seem incredibly brave and willing to stand up to the judge (WHO IS SUCH A FUCKING BULLY IT’S UNREAL) and to their dad, who is just standing there, not doing shit. At one point, after the 15-year-old is taken away, the 9- and 10-year-olds…

But don’t you know? Children (like women!) exist as rewards for adult men who have “earned” their time and affection, and not as beings unto themselves with needs and desires and agency!

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

You’re right on the Marx with that one. No need for Stalin, capitalism can up Andropov a cliff.

Woah woah... without capitalism ... how will I use others to fuel my drug binges and excesses?

Hey, I can’t star your comment in good faith because I don’t think John Oliver is a smarmy twat, I think he’s a delightful, hilarious puffin man. But I don’t think you’re missing the point at all. I think one of the ugliest things about American liberalism is this elitist attitude of, “We need to protect the poor from…

I did not think he was shaming the people who had to sue, but was shaming the companies.

Because Marxism is anti-racism and we Marxists consider the fighting of fascists and white supremacists to be our highest calling.