The sheer amount of stories that start or end with “I was 12” “I was 11” “I was 9” NINE! NINE FOR CHRISTSSAKES! I was flabberghasted sifting through all the stories shared. It makes me sick to my stomach....I can’t even articulate my rage right now.

Well, if someone put something in it, wouldn't that mean it was already destroyed, and wouldn't work?

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”

No, Clarkson is the one who fucked everybody. Who is he to lay his hands on anyone for any reason? Why do people have to put up with that shit?

Why would the dutch get involved in russia threatening denmark?

On the left: Denmark. On the right: Finland.

Yess a million times this.. I hate when people act like they ARE the company they work for. It's like chill the fuck out, you're just their servant slave.

Sigh. You can do anything with Legos.

Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.

...quest for easily YouTubeable viral sensations that he can then sell ads against so as to turn a larger personal profit...

I personally think it's very funny. A few jokes fall flat, but as a whole it's certainly funnier than 97 percent of the shows that have every been on Comedy Central.

I've been enjoying the show, but I have to say I wish it was actually longer - a full hour. I think sometimes the panel portion/discussions feel too short. The keep it 100 is segment is funny, but sometimes I'd prefer it if they continued the panel discussion instead.

the only thing that changes over time is that the man onscreen begins to express remorse over some of the women and children he killed

Mr. Nom and I share passwords b/c sometimes he's closest to my phone or vice-versa or one of us is driving or whatever. If I get a text, he can just read it to me. If he forgets his phone and needs me to look up someone's number, I can do it. Stuff like that.

Searching gave me links to this article and a Google ad for Degree Men Deodorant. Which makes a lot of sense to me, because you are liable to be covered with egg at any moment and not realize it, counteracting any possible smells should be your top priority.

Not only are the hash browns great, but I got a complementary protein treatment for my hair.

Can Kristen Schaal be a regular? Her telethon for Hugh Hefner when he was going broke that failed because the ringing phones were being manned by lumps of meat was brilliant.

Pizza guy.

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.