Luckily Hope Solo drew up the paperwork. All of the boxes are very large and already blacked in.

Gotta feel good for Demarcus Ware too, gave HOF-level performance with zero drama for Cowboys teams good and bad for nine seasons.

I think the greatest compliment is that the players he coached on defense came forward and gave him credit, one after another, for their kick-ass season. That says volumes.

It’s rare to get a lifetime pass based on who your Dad was (as he reminds us in his Twitter handle), but in my neck of the woods (Southeast TX/Louisiana) he’s got one.

Bum’s boy done good!

Shut the fuck up. You lost the Civil War.

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

I’ll be relived when people stop thinking awarding the Superbowl MVP is something important or memorable.

“I know what you’re thinking, son... But no. We were really into anal play when the Giants beat the Bills.”

You bash Cam Newton yet feel bad for Josh Norman who’s a much bigger shit talker than Cam? That doesn’t make much sense.

Why can’t we look further down the road and invest in nuclear? Gas and oil are not gonna last forever and wind and solar are still too iffy. Not to mention fusion, where we just broke even. At this point only real option is fission.

Except these are top level scientists and engineers who make 4 times your salary because they’re smart enough to determine whether or not something poses a threat to your life. You’ll get more radiation smoking cigarettes for a month or flying a couple hours in a plane than you will from this leak.

What they did was dumb. Would I have done that as a teenager? Yes.

Lynch has saved his money wisely. As you can see in the video, he gets around using an old Escort.

This isn’t Darwinism. This is teenaged boys and their teenaged brains at work. Most of us escape our teen years having done something stupid that could have killed us. It’s a sad story and the fact that these boys were brothers compounds that tragedy.

wait for the jokes first before you deem them unfunny

Yeah, but he was only really ORLANDO PACE for about five of those years.

Honestly, I think God would make T.O. wait a year too.

Hated Terrell Owens but Tony Dungy is way more of awful than TO could ever hope to be.