The 17-year-olds were later questioned by police and Atlanta Falcons personnel.

But it’s been a great week for guys who have killed and were on your fantasy team in 2010 (see: Harrison, Marvin).

Damn, well played

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

The thought of Suzyn Waldman having her own on-air “standing O” about the classiness of Yankee fans upon their inevitable, halfhearted recognition of David Ortiz just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

And—this is no small thing—every fan base loves to be able to pat itself on the back.

The least surprising aspect of this video is that a UF student was rejected by Vanderbilt.

Way to ruin an otherwise beautiful car with those dumbass wheels.

What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

Pablo needs to disorder those 3 chicken parm sandwiches.

Eh...I mean, Pablo claims he was never told to lose weight, while several Red Sox management folk say otherwise. That kind of lying is in disorder territory. And weren’t there rumors that Giants offered Pablo similar money to Red Sox—just with an eating clause triggered to incentives? Again, moving across country just…

Gosh I really don’t know if that looks like a “complete accident.”

While I would say this is the last straw for Tevez- actually Ezequiel Unsain needs that straw to eat for a while.

I mean, the hotel’s not all creepy shit and bed bugs, Kevin. In fact, you should see the hedge maze they have out back.

He’s itchy, picking at his face, and unable to sleep.

Well, in order to shed light on what happened, it is only natural to cross the Mixon/day Sun line.

How was “daddy’s presidency” failed?

a poem for jeb:

Bush proposed to essentially privatize AFDC and SNAP. It’s the most extraordinarily evil idea since George Wallace endorsed “Separate But Equal.” Maybe even more so, because children will die of malnutrition. Children who did not choose their parents as well as Jeb! did.

Does the phone still come with the shitty charging port that fails after a year? The one where you have to spend $75 at a third party shop to fix?