Yup, I know a kid who was seriously injured - paralyzed - in this exact scenario.

But her hair is covering her tits! How am I supposed to know if she’s funny or not?

If only there was something that didn’t need you around 24/7....

I took your word for it. I watched the video. It cost me nothing. I still want my money back.

“Needs: Hands Major, Hands Micro."

Well, as everyone knows by now, you have to be white to win an Oscar.

I’d still rather be in the stall with her when she unleashes that unholy fury than eat that fucking bologna cake that Tom and Samer made.

Look at you all waxing intellectually.

And yet he flew out to such a great start.

Wing Bowl Last Place Finisher -

Well, I am 55, married, very monogamous, and still I masturbate like a chimp when sex isn’t convenient. It raises the heart rate, releases tension, and I’ll be damned if if I lose that function, A lot of the renfaire folk I used to run with went by the rule that arousal should happen 3 to 5 times a day, and your…