Meghan Trainor isn’t an actual teenager who somehow escaped church choir?

I feel like I would regret asking what the anus is being protected from...

That’s, like, Pro-level pet ownership there. I still try to pretend my dog doesn’t have any holes that aren’t on his head.

You know what, people are capable of more than one interest and one emotion. I couldn’t care less about the Kardashians but let people enjoy what they enjoy. When the world is falling apart let people have the escapism of their choice. It doesn’t also mean they’re not very much aware of the state of the world. You…

I took my kids to Disneyland/World at least 3x prior to her 3rd birthday and the reason we do it is because they fucking love it. They may not remember it (though in my case my daughter does) but to see their faces ecstatic to be able to hug the ‘real’ Pooh Bear etc. makes it worth it. It’d be hard to justify doing…

Since never. Kids under 3 are free. Granted given that the 1-day admission price for this week is a whopping $124 a head, I do think Disney should be obligated to offer some sort of compensation for power outages that lasts an hour or longer (even if we’re just talking a $20 credit that can be used anywhere on…

This is where I lost any of the sympathy I had for people involved in this mess. Also, since when does Disneyland charge admission for a child under two (who, by the way, will not remember this trip!)!

I have some friends who got stuck on Small World once, and they said the creepiest part was when the music shut off but the animatronics kept going, so that all they heard was the clacking of their little mouths and eyes opening and closing.

It would really help readers if you put up an actual photo of the goddamned tree.

This article has been written nearly word for word many times here on Jezebel. I think this is most definitely an issue discuss but you bring nothing new to the discussion. You have actually brought less. And even worse, you offer no solutions.

Because Jez has decided to hate Taylor so she’s not allowed to enjoy anything in life, not even a healthy relationship, professional success, and her damn birthday.

I’m with Taylor. 2017 has been great for me personally. I moved abroad, found a great new job, made some amazing new friends, turned 30, travelled a bunch, got in the best shape of my life, and have been just generally living my best life. Donald Trump is making the world an actual nightmare, and that sucks every day,…

Ugh, seriously? She was posting a birthday thank you message to her fans. It’s unreasonable to expect that she use a thank you birthday Instagram to complain about her life because a) she did have a good year and b) most people post a positive message when they are saying thank you for all the birthday wishes. Also,…

But thats what she’s saying! Why is everyone being a complete dense idiot about this? She said it was a great year for her thanks to her fans. I had a great year thanks to my kids and coworkers. I will not apologize for being grateful while the world melts around us.

Hey, why fight the patriarchy when there are so many easy targets to spit at?

Women have been collectively treated like shit for centuries. Centuries.

This is the website where we all voted missionary the best sexual position. I think some of you guys are kidding yourself about when, if ever, this crowd was anything other than basic.

So, now he’s piss-poor?