Yep you’re one of those people.

This was just the most recent example that made headlines. I don’t know what to tell you, though, if you don’t at all find the list as a whole amusing or even interesting.

Why? Hentai games feature japanese schoolgirls .Not really their thing.

I’m determined to make a level in Mario Maker than even he can’t beat. Except I’d have to beat it in order to upload it so never mind. I’ll make a game my 8 year old cousin can’t beat though. She needs to be brought down a peg.

Valve pls make millennial mode.

How about something like a DLC sale, maybe even with the fron page tailored to the games you own already?

I still don’t understand how people get such huge backlogs. Why do you keep getting games if you know your not going to play them.

Oh, for fucks sake! Stop it already, Grayson! THERE IS NOT BACKLOG PROBLEM!!

Remember folks, someone was paid to write this article. An article about a store that he thinks should stop selling things because he doesn’t have time to enjoy all the things he bought at the store. Oh my sweet summer child...

I don;t want to imply that the idea of some kind of backlog even wouldn’t be a nice surprise, but maybe there’s another way....

Stop buying shit you know you’re never going to play. I don’t care how cheap it is. If you know, in your heart of hearts, you’re never going to bother even booting it up...just don’t buy it.

This article is BEYOND asinine. You act as if people have been hitting up flee markets, garage sales, close-outs, and all of the like for fucking ever, buying a bunch of shit that they may not get around to, simply because there is a good deal on the table.

Man it sure would be great if people put their livelihoods on hold so gamers can finish their backlog. Let’s ask the summer movie industry to have a backlog week, and maybe we can just make everyone do things for me and my needs.

Aren’t you happy, though? Here we are, in the year 2015, complaining that too many games are coming out when, not a decade ago, we were always sitting and waiting for the next worthwhile video game to come along with absolutely no backlog in sight. It’s a double-edged sword, this world we live in, but it’s one I’d…

This is a human thing though.

In no way, shape or form is it valve’s responsibility to do ANYTHING about people who don’t stop buying more games then they can play.

Not their problem.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the best joke.

Why your comment doesn’t have more stars is beyond me. *applause*