no she wasn’t... good to see she’s gotten over “that” though so she can try to brush up on fame ;)

Seriously. THANK YOU.

A kid I knew from boarding school also did this

Albert Burneko IS Mt. Take!!!

it’ll definitely be the fault of the police here on Deadspin by the time midnight rolls around

I mean... not really. But I guess you gotta say these things to get people clicking your star.

She is a All of the reps she pays are clearly very competent businesswoman business people

I sincerely hope you’re never on a jury

Agreed... which is why we should probably wait for both sides to have their say and all evidence to be recorded before making nasty judgments about either party. Right? RIGHT?!

in which programming decisions were made based on whether or not someone has children

Nolan knows what she’s doing... stop it on the passing reference part. She’s an unfunny plagiarist hack, but she knows what she’s doing.

Can I think they both suck? Cause they both suck...

Is that Nick Denton choking on something in the pic?

YAS KWEEN

Yes

It’s confirmed - Patrick is either 15 years old, or a dude in his 30's trying WAY too hard

now she’ll be a gold digger and a liar.

I mean... she has a lot of questions she’ll have to answer. Can’t just show up with a bruise and expect everyone to take your word when you have a clear incentive to make that up. It’s not like Amber Heard has never lied about things before for attention (cough, cough lesbian) right?

“I do wonder though if this behavior is a result of substance abuse.”

why exactly?