lol holy fuck... Amber Heard is batshit crazy. But hey, did we expect different from a chick who faked being a lesbian so she could become a star?

Chrissy Teigen is still alive? Sigh.

Correct. Denton is pissed that someone can financially match him when it comes to hiring legal representation, so he’s trying to steer the conversation toward “this guy is a scumbag and out to ruin us!” while totally ignoring the complete fuckery his own creation and employees (especially Daulerio) has going on.

oh wow. I didn’t hear about losing a motion in court!

his crying has been through the pieces on Gawker the past 3 days bitching that someone is able to match his finances when it comes to hiring legal teams

this meme is so overplayed

ummmmm...

they’ll tell you all about it over a craft beer at a “dive bar”

looks like we found Mt. Take again

Based on the plethora of whiny bitch pieces I’ve seen today about how someone would dare be able to match Gawker’s legal department on a financial scale, I figured this would be a good headline to run alongside this too.

agreed Beyonce is an overrated hack. Stomp twice, mean mug, pop hips once all in front of wind-blowing machine = OMG SHE’S SO AMAZING!!!!!

amazingly, Jason McIntyre is the most unbearable person on this show

Kinja wont let me break paragraphs up so imagine this is a separate paragraph

Kesha admitted under oath that her and her mom made up the allegation. Flip-flopping your story multiple times at the exact time your career needs a boost is more than just a strange coincidence. Let’s not compare those situations. They’re vastly different.

he forgot to add that it wouldn’t matter sadly. People would still go watch their movies. Hollywood has a way of rallying around people it likes, no matter the allegations. Hell, outside of some comedians, no one has really condemned Bill Cosby on a large-scale level.

TIL Tom Ley doesn’t know what “scolding” is

so like most Deadspin commenters, you just make the same joke over and over?

I’ll preface by saying I am fine with how he handled this... however

What lessons did you learn when you got caught?

I oddly don’t have much of an issue with this...