I had a bidet for about a year and still don't understand how to use one. It's awkwardly low and wide to sit on directly, I feel like to squat you'd have to take your pants off entirely. You need a special butt towel handy. It alway seemed like too big of an ordeal to bother. I might occasionally appreciate one more…

p.s. as we are aware of the science that your periods attract bears, please consider the safety of others and not lie with your shrew-mouth about being on the rag.

The headline is misleading because the study notes that this was the reaction from the majority of men, not just the lazy ones. So it's not so much "why do you have a slacker boyfriend?" because this would be the reaction of people's boyfriends, slacker or not. So apparently we have to find a way to overcome disparity…

That is an awfully hostile "joke". As supposedly professional intelligent beings, is there a reason instead of a simple "Why are there no female scientists in the line-up? I am concerned about the lack of diversity?" " We had short notice in setting up the event and unfortunately all of the female scientists we…

Because "feminist" men never actually give anything up for their pro-women politics. Forego a professional confernce because it excludes women? No. I have never seen it happen.

Here's what these people seem to miss every single time. It's a joke of no consequence when you are using a claim that is obviously absurd and nobody would really use against the specific group of people (and any group of people that has historically been oppressed and continuous to experience oppression as a…

Excerpt from invitations sent to potential female speakers:

This would be funny (well no) if men didn't consistently get hired because penis. So yeah.

Here's the invitation

Well, then you need to explain what you're against. Non-native species? Obviously endangered species are not your concern. And if you're going of the classifications that vets use, you'll only accept livestock, dogs and cats. Make up your mind.

Huh, wow. She's not my favorite actress, and I never thought I'd come sweeping into an internet comments section as her defender, but I think she has the kind of modest talent/onscreen charm nexus you see in other actors who aren't great thespians but have clear appeal in specific kinds roles (Julia Roberts, Tom…

"Slightly less awful 4 chan"

I would cry too if I had Terry Richardson six inches from my face.

The only reason I'm surprised Terry Richardson shot this is because it lacks the whole "seen through the lens of pervert glasses and one lone lightbulb" filter that all his photos seem to embrace.

Oh right, my bad. I forget that there are actually people out there who read stories like these and think: she-was-asking-for-it/boys will be boys/he was duped, etc.

Mitch Hedberg was so good at that. His jokes were hysterical, and they were never at the expense of anyone. That's a tough sweet spot to find!

Seems to me that she's alleging coercion after the initial rape. Or she did what a lot of victims do: rationalized the rape because she didn't want to believe it could happen to her, so she continued the "relationship". Or a million other reactions one has when dealing with the mindfuck of being raped.

85% of people look attractive in sunglasses, let's be honest.

I'd love to see what this dress would have looked like with the top actually done up.

If you're going to keep doing this, can you at least start appropriating KISS culture instead of ratchet?