I knew I was right. You guys are too young to remember. No, the facts are that Trayvon was peering into windows and many homes in that neighborhood had recently been burglarized. Zimmerman confronted him, then turned around to leave. Trayvon then rushes Zimmerman from behind, like a true coward, and pins him against…

I thought Jezebel was like Gawker for high schoolers?

I take it most of you are too young to remember, but this is exactly like when Trayvon Martin’s parents copyrighted his name and began selling hoodies and coffee mugs. The only difference would be that here some women were kicked off a tour bus for being obnoxiously drunk whereas Trayvon lost the fight he started.