I’m not sure what’s more pathetic: that Meghan Trainor likes the Cheesecake Factory, or that she’s so stupid to think that she wouldn’t be recognized at one. The Venn diagram of Meghan Trainor fans and people who like the Cheesecake Factory is a single circle.

Agreed, that garbage was sanctimonious and disingenuous as all get out.

Oh for Pete’s sake. The victimhood is too much. Like... yes, there are absolutely dickheads on Twitter that are probably taking this way too far. But I would suspect most people have an attitude similar to mine, which is that I definitely do not HATE Taylor Swift, but I will laugh heartily at her getting outplayed at…

What? What about this indicates that their relationship was a business arrangement/publicity stunt?! These answers indicate that Calvin was more into Taylor than vice versa and he’s pissed off that she left him for another man. Which he has the right to be.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

Leo eating pussy:

There are more important places to direct my outrage today than at 2013 Amy Schumer. Shitty thing to say, probably came from a pretty good place. Tig’s reaction to it was flawless, measured, spontaneous, honest. They’re obviously not friends but they’re two cool ladies who don’t work together anymore so let’s just…

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?

Since the country is going to have trouble adjusting to a female president and not having a FLOTUS, can I suggest that we keep Michelle in the position going forward? Give Bill a little break.

Twitter has really improved this election.

My wife and I were discussing Philip’s anger over Paige’s necking session, and she believes he’s worried that Directorate S will find out and ramp up their push for Paige to become an agent, while I thought he was more worried that if she gets more emotionally attached and secure with Matthew she’s likely to blow…

God, it just reeks of privilege and fucking idiocy...I just can’t with people. If you wanna watch the goddamned world burn, you must be one of the privileged to have a fireproof suit...

I voted for Hilary because I believe she’s the better choice. I respect a lot of Bernie Sanders positions and would vote for him if he won, but I believe a lot of what he talks about is unachievable. And I disagree with some of his positions.

I made myself some samosas as my celebratory treat. And my dog is snoring and let out a fart while I watched Hillary’s speech and that is her dog way of saying #ImWithHer.

I’m on my second glass & I’m about to break out some cheese. I also might have been singing “who run the world? Girls!” to my cat at the top of my lungs. I'm just happy tonight & nobody is gonna bring me down.

I keep thinking, if you don’t understand why this is important, you’ve never been one of two women in your PhD class of 15. Or one of three women in your cohort at work. Or though, maybe I’d want to do this in my career, and then remembered that 90% of people in that position are men. I cried the whole train ride home…

I started this primary season as a Sanders supporter and now I’m pouring myself a nice big glass of wine. I'm enjoying the fact that my daughter is going to grow up in a world where a woman is a nominee for the presidency. A world where most likely Hillary Clintom will be president and she will be able to remember it.…

My mom, who died in December, had a picture of Hillary being sworn in as Secretary of State with her quote “Let me say this, hypothetically speaking, I really do hope that we have a woman president in my lifetime.” on her vanity mirror. So...I’m sharing your emotions.

Thanks for saying this! I surprised myself last night by getting teary at the news. I can’t even fully explain it. It’s just something monumental, and at the same time, deeply personal.

“many people view HRC as only slightly left of the GOP”
These “people” clearly have not spent a lot of time looking at the two parties or the candidates.