Oh my god not Preston Jacobs. Jesus Christ.
This is the tinfoil-hat-chemtrails guy of the fandom. He’s the poster child for looking too much into everything and half his crazy theories have been blown out of the water already this season alone.
Preston Jacobs is pretty much the Alex Jones of A Song of Ice and Fire.
Did Batman’s armor just go... Beyond?
Give me a Terry McGuiness voice pack and we’re good as gold.
not even worth it
Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.
Jason Pierre Paw
You have to think the Eagles would be a good landing spot. Or at least the best landing spot.