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surprised to find out kevin hart has more instagram followers than drake, tf?

real life is horrific enough, i dont need this shit in my fantasy life

i know who i cant trust, men that wear signet rings

y tho?

theres no way people like this use their tongues

this guy looks like a cleaner version of julian casablancas

someone called the police because there was an unattended golf bag?!

im sure theyll have help

am i the only one that noticed that eating a wahlburger is not on his schedule?

can we do a poll: do/would you ask permission before a first kiss or just sense the moment and go for it? please answer with your age as well. am honestly interested in peoples takes because im newly out of a LONG relationship, 11 years, and would like to act appropriately in the modern dating scene

pancake maker, ceo of ihop...

i was picturing an ostrich leather blazer 

washington nationals? more like white nationals...amiright folks?

shes rich, blonde, thin, and white, in america, also comes from hollywood “royalty”

wondering if “G.P.” actually uses any of the products she promotes

he just wanted to dry hump a passed out woman behind a dumpster, its absolutely normal, nothing to see here

jokes on cardi b cause when she tries to use the coupon, the cops will be called on her!

mother nature using human stupidity to fight back

glad to see the fda taking on the important issues of our day!....i suggest they take on the regulation of the word “burger” next cause you know a bocaburger is just black beans!

despacito?