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alas, marketing stuff to tweens IS a career

not sure if this post is a joke, you wishing death on someone for making a comment about a rapper deserving of getting shot for being a shitty person, isnt what youre doing the same thing, but even more petty?

“sweep the leg draymond”

so snorlax is indeed derived from a “bear” wakawakawaka

loose fit trousers are in, you might want to give them a try...

why do you need your nuts to last 2 years?

avril looks like heidi, and they say we all look the same..

shouldnt the montana border agent be on the lookout for people speaking canadian?

no genital massagers?

no genital massagers?

one would think a vapers skull to be so thick as to be impenetrable by shrapnel (and logic) 

if bella hadid is looking for someone new to snog, i humbly submit myself

#metoo

if ive learned anything from watching OZ, its that people like this thrive in prison

jax should unbutton his blazer when he is sitting

i feel like i can take him, too bad he went and died before i had a chance to challengel

same, but i think they get playstations in danish prison cells, so essentially he will be living like an american university student for the rest of his life

im not saying canada is better than us (US), but somehow their cops were able to arrest a rampaging maniac (who even claimed to have a gun on him) without firing a shot and we.....

so, if a dude chooses to help someone with their luggage, good on him. but if he chooses not to thats ok too. isnt that what gender equality is about?

is there a cult thats NOT a sex cult?

royal anchor babies #smh