Wow. They are both incredibly fucking annoying and immature.

I've been on approximately an 1800cal/day diet (6'0", 200lb man) for three months, and bike probably 30 miles a week for exercise/walk everywhere I go (downtown Chicago). I also have about 2-3 cans of Diet Mtn Dew a day, and I can tell you, for some reason, I don't feel or look skinnier (I also don't have a scale, so…

I didn't enjoy Crysis (original) or Half-Life 2, and I found Red Dead Redemption vastly overrated.

+2

Use what you were given to get ahead in the workplace (beauty, brains, sexuality, whatever—all talents with equal weight) and don't judge others just because they got ahead for reasons you don't agree with. Otherwise you're going to spend your entire life being bitter about Tits McGee getting that promotion over you.…

Not every core game is meant to be a blockbuster game, though. Do you honestly think they expected, e.g., Naughty Bear to sell millions of copies? Some developers just want to get their vision out there and have modest success, and not have their game be derided because it lacks the refinement of other games its not…

The Wii and the DS are an entirely different market. I'm talking about "core" games. Stuff like Alpha Protocol, Singularity, Vanquish, etc.

The video games industry has yet to adopt the mentality of the movie industry, in a sense that everything that is released doesn't have to be worthy of an Academy Award in order to find an audience and be enjoyable. With game critics, the game is either the next blockbuster or its forgettable garbage; there is no room…

The game, according to developer DICE, will run at 60 frames per second on the PC*

I can rent an unreadable, scratched-to-shit game for only two dollars a day?! Awesome!

Uh oh, Lisa Foiles... Leg-humpers, assemble!

No amount of gear is going to give you an advantage over someone with skill and knowledge of the terrain. I can't tell you how many people I've killed in BC2 trying to take me out with M60's, UMP45's, AN94's, etc (pre-nerf).

God damn NAFTA!

Rights never matter when a multinational corporation is involved. Just wait.

They had a real golden opportunity to show how it'd work in reality and they blew it: the technology in the Wii U will vastly improve the ability to send cock shots to Wendy and call her a fucking slut.

Freed without bail? Sounds like the police are pretty convinced they got the right people *rolls eyes*

+500 internets for saying "at the behest of my penis" in a legitimate conversation.

Picture 4.... doesn't.... doesn't look like there's a lot going on upstairs.

It's pretty much the best image macro ever made. Don't worry.

I imagine all the voice recognition magic is in the Kinect's brains, hence the normal headset and no Kinect won't work. It's a good idea for a future console, though. Barking commands to my squad and not having to pause the game might be a feature I'd actually use in a ME game [might].