I bet Miranda Kerr’s breasts feel like bags of sand when you’re touching them.

So you’re saying she wooed him with her intelligence and personality.

That’s why she’s saving it. She’s going to walk away with a tidy sum, when this is over.

I have to admit that Kylie Jenner is the first person I think of when I hear “Kylie.”

They knew what they were doing. Y’all give these youths way too much credit.

Mismanage and under fund it and then scream about how bad it is and that it ‘just doesn’t work’.

I don’t think everyone gets what an epic disaster this is. I work in education and EVERYONE is freaking out. Even charter schools and voucher schools. This woman honest to God has no idea what she’s doing and her ideas ideas are outdated even among the voucher crowd.

I *wish* I was in NYC right now to see this. My city has been doing some good stuff, like weekly protests at a certain senator’s office, but this is the sort of east coast magic I miss.

Me too. You know, stuff sucks bad right now, but I’m so proud that so many good folks are stepping up. I’ll have to go see this now.

It’s about time she found her fucking spine.

Drag her, drag Ivanka, drag the fucking ten year old. I don’t give a single, solitary fuck anymore. Do what needs done.

Capitulating and playing nice with these motherfuckers for the last sixteen years has led straight to this shit. It’s time for us to strangle the fucking stupid out of them if we have to.

Seriously. I can’t decide whether I’m more jealous or impressed that they managed to crowd fund buying a hobby farm. Maybe I should adopt a pig.

Yes, that’s when you eat it.

There’s more sparkle between the Carters than between those two.

It’s because she’s awful and we’re sick of hearing about her.

Meanwhile, in Trump Tower, Melania and Barron prepare for his nightly rubdown with her caviar body lotion. 

Look, I am the biggest GG fan ever, but she is the worst actress. The WORST. She is beautiful. And nice, I’m sure. Smart probably! But... worst.

Ooh, I’ll bet she has to use both of her facial expressions for this role.

Yeah, I was disappointed to see her cast in this. While I enjoyed her in Gilmore Girls back in the day, her acting range is really limited and I usually find her a little insufferable in the other things I’ve seen her in.

I’m pretty sure she’s not pushing 50 but that picture sure seems to think she is.