How fucking dare she?! I bet she was going to use the force of law to steal your guns, religious freedom, homophobia, islamophobia and misogyny too.

I would take her advice on how to do things with long nails

The things that Nicole Kidman & Katie Holmes know about Tom Cruise.............what I would give to know!

Her original face is lovely.

Who??? How many faces ago?

Watching Kylie “cry” is like when there were all those photos of Suri Cruise in heels when she was like a toddler and we thought “Let Suri run!” Now I want to think “Let Kylie cry!” But Kylie might not actually be classified as homo sapien anymore. So not sure crying is an option really. Never forget:

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

Well he’s going to be in love with you now. So try to get mental space enough to decide if he’s worth it.

When I frequented EPCOT, it was couples in matching t-shirts.

Tell me yall saw Mariah at the New York NYE show.

How you should enter and leave.

I just finished my PhD thesis and submitted it. This was a 7 year journey and my life has changed so much. I sacrificed so much to it - earning power, relationships, joy. I also feel I gained so much skills, confidence, and lifelong value.

I dyed my hair pink tonight!

I compromised. I’m wearing fleece lined leggings and a cozy sweater and hanging out in a bar in downtown ATL with my honey and friends to watch OSU vs. Clemson. We started drinking at 2:30 and will continue until we collapse or the New Year rings in!

It doesn’t deserve peace.

I don’t even want it to rest in peace. I want it to be restless, thinking about what it’s done.

I know, and I dread Jan 20. Even as a European – mine is a small country in the Baltics next to Russia, and seeing how Trumpsky get chumsky with Putin, we’re 110% sure we’ll be thrown under the bus. But what can you do? Live on and fight. Eat cakes and have sex and fight. Drink booze and fight. Make new babies (or…

Happy New Year’s Eve Jezzies! I’m painting the house and then I’m spending the night at my aunt’s. This is the year where I defined myself as an atheist, and that I don’t have any resolutions for next year, and I feel great about it! Will probably drink some rum. Enjoy or not, always live on your own terms.