Oh my god stop with all the fucking pearl-clutching. I’ve been watching porn since the dial-up days, and I have a perfectly healthy view of women, and a lovely wife who, wait for it, also watches porn! Sometimes we even watch it together! Stop worrying about what makes other people cum. It doesn’t concern you.

FYI you are being ridiculously patronising and dismissive when you suggest women who give blowjobs in a relationship are just forcing themselves to do it so their relationships don’t collapse. Kind of gross how you demand the whole world should have sex the same way you do or else they are either monsters or victims.

Guh... I like Jezebel, but this would not be the first time the writers on this site thought they were the next fucking e.e. cummings for their refusal to use words for their meanings.

They claim she is anti science because rather than shut down her anti vaxxer followers she is not just placating them, but empowering them, and that’s fucking dangerous. I don’t care what your political beliefs are, and neither does fucking polio, but Jill Stein, who as you noted is a fucking MD, rather than use her…

She may not even believe the things she said, but she absolutely embraced courting the votes of anti-vaxers and 9/11 truthers. She’s despicable.

For months after Bernie endorsed Hillary, Jill Stein not only refused to endorse Hillary, but tried to convince people that Hillary was more dangerous than Trump.

Eventually the world will change so much you won’t want to be a part of it anymore.

Don’t shoot me, but who’s Vicki?

When I read that, I had the same reaction. I think if it as the happy divorcee song from First Wives Club, asserting independence from being objectified, not a let’s join lives tribute song. Also, she walked down the aisle to the song, not just had it song.

He has always been a piece of shit, and I can not believe how Israel keeps resurrecting this guy and putting him in positions of influence. He just won’t fucking go away.

Israel wants what’s best for Israel only, and no longer speaks for the Jewish people. They’re a settler-colonial apartheid state and the world is conditioned to not criticize their actions because by Israeli logic to say “Apartheid is bad, colonialism is bad, and walling indigenous people into ghettos and slowly…

I would say what a war mongering piece of shit this guy is but I’ve been told that any and all criticism of the Israeli government is tantamount to give the Nazi salute.

“The thinking is six years is plenty of time considering her actions.”

I don’t really think 35 years for intentionally revealing an enormous amount of classified data is ‘outlandishly harsh.’

I grew up before Madonna, and I can’t stand her.

Show me on the doll where Taylor touched you.

Has Mariah Carey ever worn a pair of shoes that didn’t look stolen from Miss Piggy?

You sure showed us by voting for Jill Stein, you guys! Hillary would have been just as bad because the “wi-fi will kill you” lady told us!

I am assuming Oprah sent that message via her own assistant, so I’m imaging the convo between assistants like “well, my boss wants you to tell your boss that her necklace is a mess.” Or if Oprah called Gayle’s assistant, how interesting would that be if you had to field messages from Oprah to her BFF all the time. I’m…