I did much the same thing just a few months ago while draining a water off a pot of pasta. After that I immediately bought a pasta pot with a strainer.

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.

when did they make those browns? am I crazy or did those use to be purple?

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

Makes sense. We know that he's experienced in various disciplines.

You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.

"Lemme get one o' dem heooooeeeegeees an' a pawp, here, I put my cawrd dahn 'ere onna cahnter."

full extension while parallel to the ground and jumping the opposite direction he was running owns all catches

I mean, to be fair, most of the original Patriots did too.

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

"McClain's mother told them that he had fled the state. He was arrested three hours later in Tuscaloosa, so evidently he didn't get too far"

There was one. Trance artist Hybrid Factor (real name Aimee Bailey) used to be pictured as her brother Steve Bailey. She goes by Aimee B now.

And their goals weren't fortunate or against the run of play. They outplayed them. I hated to see Iceland miss out on the World Cup the way they did, so it's great to see them push on.

That first person perspective camera on the referee is pretty fucking awesome.

It's pretty obvious that the two teams didn't really want to brawl, but after the first two guys started it, they were obligated to Tagalog.

I demand payment for this story. If payment can't be arranged, then I demand a free pizza for this story. If a free pizza can't be arranged, then I demand a day-old sandwich for this story.

I'm more excited about the possibility of a Meow The Jewels remix album than I should be.

We gotta listen to Olbermann on this. No one knows more about getting fired for being a dick.