I consider that post game speech the crown jewel of the Jacked Up Era.

Does it matter?

Once at a music festival I ate a poptart that had been soaking in a pot of top ramen for about 36 hours.

I love all of this.

I’ve also watched a lot less than I used to after Ricardo Lockette almost died last year. All my friends got up to do shots and I just sat there watching the screen hoping he wasn’t dead.

I love that Shad Khan exists in the NFL.

I believe it’s Doyale with Cheese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O8oLqY2sxo

This also stands out to me because in the Seahawks-Jets game, Jets Guard Brian Winters head butted Michael Bennet after the play giving HIMSELF a concussion, knocking himself out of the game and possibly out of the next game.

Lets wash the taste of this away with a real ass goal.

AHHH I get it. I accidentally did a roulette in my first game and have not been able to figure it out since. Been stuck doing momentum killing feints.

Just bought PES for the first time since middle school and I do like how it all feels but HOW DO YOU DO FANCY DRIBBLES? That is the one thing in FIFA that feels fun and natural in comparison.

She’ll always have those sweet Child’s PLay checks comin in around Halloween.

It’s always such a crapshoot for me whether the MLB video player is gonna show me the full video or the top 1/4 of it. Usually resizing my browser’s text will make it show up entirely but this time it just refuses. Fix your videoplayer MLB.

There are SO MANY BC plates in town right now.

There are a lot of white supremacists who reject Christianity and embrace Asatru/Odinism as their religion. Specifically Neo-Nazis. I believe Iceland recently made Odinism an official state religion so it’s just a joking reference to that phenomena.

Easy Peasey.

Whatever. At least I wash my feet.

For real. Isn’t that the point of having kids? One for every chore you don’t like.

I think the line was specifically about the Angels. As in, He had no need to go all out since the season’s lost at this point.