Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but I’m ready for the franchise to end. It should have ended with Paul Walker. :/

But is it going to suck

No one who loves cars could have perpetrated this.

Yeah, that gauge was to measure the car’s Pontiacness, and as you know, there wasn’t even a needle to register any.

Whatever it is I’m sure the fuel companies hate it.

Allow me to explain. The WP-3D Orion aircraft used by NOAA are large and robust planes with enough thrust from their 4 turbo-prop engines to carry the enormous balls possessed by the hurricane hunter crew.

Because the pilots have balls so big they need a plane like that to carry them

“Features unique to that first year include pushbutton exterior door latches, smaller 7-inch wheels, and the omission of the Stingray badge on the front fenders.”

Relient K.

A Saturn L-series and a modern Mini Cooper are in a long-term, loving relationship. They conceive an “oops” baby in the bathroom of an Italian IKEA. They get married, because they feel it is the right thing to do.

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

No one is happier than a dog shredding a tire by himself.

Meanwhile, GP/Regal were making 200-240hp and ~235-280lb-ft of torque since ‘97.

Don’t knock Lake Mehneblaha. It’s a struggling tourist town filled with good people just trying to make a living.

bumper to dumper, you mean?

I’ll die as I lived — wildly swinging a crowbar.

Sure, they’re cute when they’re little but then when they grow up they enslave mankind.

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD