False equivilancy. This has not a fucking thing to do with him or percived “respect”. This has to do with his family doing....... I don’t know what the fuck they are doing but if anyone is making him look like a asshole, it’s them.

I knew somebody would understand my pain. Thanks buddy.

Zip ‘em up...your pants I mean...

It's a good thing he didn't do this at The Woods, but nobody other than the ghost of Charles Manson can still drink at The Woods...

According to a police report obtained by WCPO, the 20-year-old Macura pulled his pants down at R.P. McMurphy’s Irish Pub and showed police a fellow Xavier athlete’s ID.

X gon' show it to ya.

+1 IOU. That’s as good as money sir.

And this assumes the original comment wasn’t just a pun joke on his name.

Whiffed on the pun I see....

Not to swift there r u pal?

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

He’s a front runner. When his team is winning he looks like a little kid having the time of his life, when things go badly he sulks like a little kid who had his toy taken away.

I think they forgot to recharge his batteries or he was in standby mode.

Against the Denver defense... very few offenses showed up all season.

And the Denver defense cheated by wearing kryptonite face masks.

Yeah, no credit given to Denver’s defensive line being ballers for real

I once knew a guy, we’ll call him Mouth, who endlessly talked shit, no matter the situation. Whatever he did, he was a virtual superman. And he just would not ever let up.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Well, the whole time he was talking about the poltergeist, I was thinking about 10th grade English and how we called that the Houdini. I probably said almost exactly the same words Amy did and I’m pretty sure she didn’t plagiarize me...

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