“the error rate will have to be ridiculously low,”

Eh. I think you need to try again: this time, focus on the part where you call someone else a selfish fuck in the same sentence that you freely admit your chief concern in the matter is what is most convenient for you. Then remember you are telling a dude that he and his crippled relative should go fuck themselves…

You sound like you need a hug. Send me your address so I can Uber over there and give you one. I’ll bring a thesaurus with me, since you seem to need to expand your vocabulary. It’ll be fun! Then we can Uber over to this ice cream shop I know to get treats!

I'm looking at Uber Access right now. I have 3 handicapped accessible cars within a 15 minute radius of me.

I understand what you are saying, but one of the big things about Uber and Lyft are that they use independent contractors who use their own cars. How many non-handicapped people have a handicap accessible car?

You have stumbled upon a niche market. Create a service that caters to this market. Look now you’re the rich disrupting company!

But you know Uber totally has wheelchair access right? So yea, there’s that.

Just took an Uber around the block for no reason other than this comment.

You seem like a nice guy who is able to coherently make an argument.