When I was 8 I insisted on inviting the boy from my class (who had behavioural problems, due to a poor family life) to my birthday party. Other parents took my mum aside to ask her ‘if she was sure’. My mum was worried and checked with my, and apparently I replied that I knew he didn’t get invited to parties a lot,…

For readers who might be interested in such a policy, there is currently a White House.gov petition for the creation of an official national registry for animal abusers (note that it is for people who are convicted of intentional or malicious abuse, not those who are investigated and found to be guilty of…

Honey you ok? You wrote Fitz instead of Jake

Okay, this whole “Republicans giving a shit about women/gun control/black people” thing is officially getting old.

Me, scrolling through the article.

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I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.

Think of the sappiest, cheesiest URL possible, then use the .porn domain extension. Everyone will be terrified/yet intrigued....

Yeah! I was trying to think of which North African tribes—I wanted to say either the Berber or the Bedouins...but they might be the ones that hunt the cheetahs.

Agreed. Amy Poehler nailed the “I am just barely holding it together because you are all so much dumber than I am” that you just know Hillary is constantly thinking. Kate’s impression has a bit too much desperation for my taste.

John Oliver, my hopes rest on you.

How are we going to handle this without Jon Stewart? I am alone and afraid.

Top That! ;)

Just wanted to give a shout out to Teen witch

All I can say is THANK GOD it was the cheetah pit out of all the big cats. Cheetahs are the nicest of them...I remember going to the San Diego Zoo and they walked the cheetahs on leash among the visitors.

I *really* hope they’re able to charge the parents.

Hear, hear! However, let’s take this one step further. I would go so far to say that WOMEN are a myth. I mean, I’m not a woman. Therefore, are there women? I find this so called “women exist” narrative just doesn’t hold water.

But you have to take yourself too seriously at that age. It’s your job. It’s everyone else’s job to toughen you up a bit, help you find the right size for things, etc.