I'll just leave this here.

you think thats shit scary look at this

one of my favorite Life Moments was coming home at two o'clock in the afternoon on St. Patrick's Day to find a completely shit-faced girl slumped into the alcove of my apartment building. Her makeup was ... Fleeing the scene.

I got to watch a Crying Drunk Girl get taken care of by her Boyfriend (she was sort of yelling, but I think it was just inability to modulate tone) in Penn Station last weekend, and it was BEAUTIFUL. Mostly because he was being super sweet to her but you could tell he just wanted to lose his shit laughing.

Mandatory:

i miss being a teen and having the energy to experience strong emotions over shit that doesn't matter

When I was watching I kept thinking they were shark eyes. Just dead, nothing behind them.

HIS LIZARD EYES.

My cat loves all food. He's also a horrible mooch and just generally a butt who refuses to learn good manners. He will climb ALL OVER YOU if you have food, just trying to get at that food. And then he tries to grab the plate. Or will smack your fork as you bring it to your mouth. And if you try to spray him with water…

thats just plain sad..so the goddamn boiling turns the animal this way..urg..me no likey

Oh my god, I fucking loved Rocket Dogs

My shoes are Rocket Dogs, my dress is Delia's, my hair is crimped to all hell, all I need are some CHARMSIES and someone to put on "Hella Good" by No Doubt and I am READY TO BE THE HOTTEST GIRL AT THIS 8TH GRADE DANCE.

The "choice" I made that he was referring to was "watching a movie with a 'friend,' and then asking for a ride to my dorm so I didn't walk a mile alone in the dark." God, what a slut! What bad choices!

LOL please leave this as a yelp review of her wedding business.

I know someone else who had a philandering bf tell her in anger that her rape (which happened before they'd ever met) was her fault. What a sick, horrible thing to say and use against someone.

My (now Ex) Husband and I had been married all of 9 months when I found out he was cheating on me. To make a long ass story shorter:

I'm not sure if this counts because I wasn't technically cheated on, but it's a good one, so here it is anyways. First of all, in my defense, I was young and naive, and dating a real asshole. He wasn't even cute. Idk what I was thinking. SO. We dated for a few months, I think everything's going well, and one day I get…

I may take the cake for cheating stories. Let me set the scene. When my son was born, my husband had been acting strange, but I chalked it up to pre-baby jitters. After 2 days of labor and a health baby, I was exhausted. We went to sleep the first night and I woke up to my husband texting. I asked who he was talking…

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First off I forgot my "Kerwin White" user password and logged out one day on accident and couldn't get back in so here I am, son of Kerwin.