Say what you will about Kim K or Kanye, but North is darned cute.

This makes him almost as creepy as Huck.

Now, if they took over Fashion Police, I'd totally watch it.

Well I know what I'm doing with my Friday night! Thank you for your public service!!! I may substitute bubble bath for shower, but we shall see where the drugz take me. And I'm going to order takeout. THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST NIGHT EEEVVVERRR

You know, why doesn't anybody ever say "I had a cheap ass wedding and it was fun, but honestly, that was my only choice. If I had more $ I would have thrown a nicer party". Let's not kid ourselves. There's gotta be the truth for some people. It's annoying that they act holier than thou when it wasn't really a choice…

This story doesn't even compare...

I think it's like a Sleep Number, but the bed adjusts to your whore score in very different ways.

When a whore goes out for the evening and "gets some" as whores are wont to do. And then the whore enters a crowded room with a high five raised and announces, "WHORE SCORE!"

Have your speech ready:

omg I hope I get a trophy and I hope it's shaped like a modest sized penis

It's 1-100.

HERE I MADE DIS FOR YOU

I really need to know if this is a 1-10 thing, or a 1-100 thing, a percentage, points... Maybe it's a letter grade. Would the most whorific person get an A or an F? Either way, I want an A. I'm an achiever.

Is Whore Score based solely on clothing choices, or on actions?

what is a whore score? why is a whore score?

Whore Score. Whore Score? Whore. Score. WHORE SCORE?? Whore Score?????? WHORE SCORE!!!???????? WHORE. SCORE.

i love it!

I agree that of course everyone's main concern is for themselves, my point is just that in this particular type of situation (man relentlessly pursuing a woman despite her protests) there seems to be a total lack of awareness that this person is someone with equal agency and personhood. To continue with the dazzling…