ah see, your mistake was going to cha cha. Don't ever go to cha cha

I was at the Cha Cha in Seattle years ago. A very drunk Tony Alva came in with his entourage, looked every woman in the eye while chanting "pussy!" So charming, that one.

A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.

Thank you, I totally will! It's Friday and you're leaving!

I AM HUNG OVER. UBER PLZ EXPLAIN THIS.

I was 19 at a friend's house party and I got really,really,really drunk. No dinner + vodka. BUH BYE.

I am sorry, but this cracked me up terribly! The wolf howl was the best part.

after drinking too many large French 75s that were mostly gin, I convinced myself I had accidentally dropped my only expensive piece of jewelry -a gorgeous Tibetan silver ring with two intricate ram heads in it- down a friend's toilet. Spoiler: I had taken the ring off at home and forgotten to put it back on.

It was supposed to be Molly, but most certainly was not. Mr. Squiggles and I are at a terrible club with terrible dubstep on. He looks at me and says ' We have to leave, I'm hallucinating'. I go grab our coats, but then become way too high to remember my cardigan and wallet, which we had tucked by our seats. We are…

You seem fun.

Omg the impression of "Miss Christina" was spot on. For a little while I thought they'd spliced up real audio from the show because Kris sounded so much like Adnan.

it's not just Koenig they're getting right though, it's the elf, the lawyer, etc are all perfect impressions of people in Serial. This reminds me of my friend who didn't know the View was a real show and thought that SNL had just made up a crazy show to mock.

"What if Sarah Koenig drunk dialed Adnan?"

What a fucking asshole.

I'd forgotten about this. You have made me so happy tonight.

I will stick with the classics.

The Color Cher and Dionne Wash Out of Tai's Hair.

I have synesthesia, where colors are numbers, so this, to me, is simply 5. Interestingly, 5 is also a dual-color number, so it can also be a nice navy blue. I don't know why some numbers (5 and 8) have 2 colors, while most only have one. And it is only numbers 0-9. Everything else is just stripes of the other colors.…

I actually have to address this because Allen read the post and was very upset that I didn't get the "gestalt" of the bucket o' cats.

My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."