I was going to make a joke about how there is no excuse for Tofurkey, but you know what, vegetarians have a hard enough time on Thanksgiving. Happy Tofurkey Day, 'yall!

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I had meant for this to be my SNS post this week and when the time came, I forgot. Normally, I hate when people use public forums to mention random Kickstarter campaigns but hear me out on this one...

The power your computer consumed while you typed this comment could have provided light for 13 orphans to learn to read. You monster.

If only we could all twerk! Best of luck to you. The profession loses a lot of good people because they can't afford to stay.

This Julian Serrano is really good at twerking. Carry on, sir and madam!

10/10, would run Legend of the Hidden Temple with

Right?! I saw the accompanying photo and I thought "Well, I think it looks kind of nice. I don't know what Tracy is being such a bitch ab... Oh... Oh, dear God..."

One of the best pieces of advice I've heard is to set a timer for 15 minutes. Pick a specific chore (hang up clothes, do dishes, etc.), set the timer and go. Don't sit down or turn on the TV or check your phone, just clean. It's a small enough chunk of time that you won't get too tired/bored, but enough time to make a…

The Kitteh!!! I'm putting it out there today: I have 10 people coming for Sunday dinner and play rehearsal at 4 pm. Yay! y new play is getting a eading for an arts festival! So: Clean kitchen, bake lasagne, vacuum dining room, living room, hallway, bedroom office. Wipe done toilets and bathrooms. …

I'm not a naturally neat person either, but having kids taught me a few things about not having things fall in on you. 1.) At least get the the dishwasher loaded or unloaded in the morning before work. It is the worst chore but the most likely to make a difference in cleaning effort when you're tired after work. 2.)…

I put on my favorite music and dance around and sing while I clean. Makes it go WAY faster (I am not a tidy person either and hate cleaning).

You are welcome! It gives really handy cleaning tips. They actually work!

you may have just changed my life. For real for real. I wish I had a gif.

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I have a few tips, because I hate being in a messy apartment but, like you, I'm too tired at the end of the week to do any chores.

This definitely motivates people (myself included): http://unfuckyourhabitat.tumblr.com/

I am not neat either. I find that it helps to have a schedule. Like, on Tuesday I will do the toilets, and so on. Because that whole "I will clean whenever it is dirty" thing only works for naturally neat people.