HOW COULD I FORGET WEED IN BATHS?! I love weed in baths.

haha, it’s the dream! I basically just went from getting drunk in bars with friends to getting drunk in the bathtub by myself. Well, not totally alone. My cat likes to play with the bubbles.

Too old to pretend to be into loud electronica. Or any electronica.

omg Ben H. there’s a part of me that feels like I should break up with my boyfriend and go after Ben H. that part of me is my vagina

My reflection in the bathroom mirror towards the end of a long flight.

omgsh so cute! looks just like my fluffy guy when he was a kitten. (apologies ahead of time if the pic comes out huge, wut is kinja such confuse wow)

#notallbison

What wouldn’t?

I need you to talk to my boyfriend. Jk. kind of.

omg Creature Feature is everything. I’m going to submit one of my cats, I just need to find the best/worst doppelganger.

She’s a delightful & earnest breath of fresh air! If Shonda corrupts her or kills her I will be the saddest cat :(

SHONDA I LOVE YOU BUT WTH ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU TROLLING US ALL? FITZ IS THE WOORRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSTTT. HE IS A HYPOCRITICAL, SELFISH, UNSEXY FUCKWEASEL. ugh jake its ok bb I’ll go to the sun with you and I’ll drink wine straight outta the box

She’s my favorite person on the show now tbh. GO SUSAN!

this x a million

omg they had me at Tamra’s pool baptism

My mom died when I was 19 (5 years ago) and it’s truly shitty. What are you guys planning on doing on Mother’s Day, if anything? I’m definitely gonna be steering clear of social media and kinda wanna do something commemorating my mom, for her and for myself. But not sure what.

I shied way from maxi dresses for years, convinced they would not flatter me in the slightest. I have an hourglass figure with slim legs and wuz like why would I cover up those legs I will look like a bean and I don’t wanna look like a bean but then my sister in law gave me a maxi dress and it looks fantastic and gets…

Apparently disguising myself as an owl really ages me. I’m actually 24 btwz

I’m still mortified from the time I accidentally friend requested my boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend like a weirdo. We had never met. And this was like a month into the relationship. I was a little drunk and was Facebook stalking her because I’M A HUMAN BEING.

There has to be a Doublemint Gum commercial to be made out of this.